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IRC, why we love it!

R

Rosetta

Wanderer
IRC, why we love it!

Funny IRC quotes

Examples:
#1578 +(7173)- [X]

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
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#139697 +(7136)- [X]

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
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#14207 +(7950)- [X]

<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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#244321 +(21880)- [X]

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
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Lots more there on the page, this all just made me crack up. Hope you all enjoy it as well.
 
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Bleach

Knight
#334331 +(8111)- [X]

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C: Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
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lol owed.:p
 
Kiwi

Kiwi

Knight
<Irina> VK TEXTS ME MORE THAN YOU TEXT ME
<&Vkamicht> rofl
<_krrios> HE POOPS MORE THAN I DOES
<&Vkamicht> ROFL
<Irina> He doesn't text me everytime he poops
<_krrios> y not
<_krrios> i do :|
<Irina> You
<Irina> never
<Irina> text me
<_krrios> consipate :|
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[5:03pm] <Irina> WHY
[5:03pm] <Irina> DO YOU
[5:03pm] <Irina> TALK SHIT
[5:03pm] <Irina> ABOUT
[5:03pm] <Irina> ME
[5:03pm] <Irina> VKAMICHT
[5:03pm] <Irina> GOD
[5:03pm] <Irina> FUCK YOU
[5:15pm] <&vkamicht> wtf
[5:15pm] <&vkamicht> i did not
[6:03pm] <krrios> i want to pee on her
[6:03pm] <krrios> i want to pee all over her face
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<Irina> krrios
<Irina> I almsot
<Irina> said your name in here
<Irina> ;x
<ill> we already know his real name
<ill> Rupert
<krrios> oh yeah?
<krrios> what's my last name?
<&vkamicht> cunningham
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<Irina> krrios.
<krrios> ironitoads
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<Irina> Luca
<Irina> Get in game
<Irina> go to Skara Brae bank
<Irina> I'll meet you there
<Irina> k
<Luca> one sex
<krrios> Irina
<krrios> get on my cock
<krrios> I'll meet you there
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<krrios> :D
<krrios> i'm a preteen :D
<&vkamicht> ROFL
<&vkamicht> WTF
<krrios> :D :D
<krrios> i huner :) LOL :D
<Irina> you
<Irina> fuckhead
<Luca> irina!
<Irina> ;(!
<Irina> MY BOYFRIEND IS A FUCKHEAD
<krrios> ;)!
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<Irina> krrios didn't
<Irina> call me
<Irina> yesterday
<Irina> to wish me merry christmas
<Irina> how sad is that
<&vkamicht> sad
<&vkamicht> what an asshole
<Irina> "never a good time" you see?
<Irina> too busy for me
<krrios> i was
<krrios> masturbating
<krrios> and i got
<krrios> my penis stuck
<krrios> in my zipper
<Irina> oh
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<krrios> "in my hand" "in my vagina" "in my mouth"
<krrios> "not anywhere else"
<krrios> quote from Irina
<krrios> can anyone decypher the context?
<krrios> it's funny
<krrios> because by "not anywhere else"
<krrios> she means "and in my ass"
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<vkamicht> how much oxygen is contained within cunny
<__krrios> not enough to breath
<__krrios> if the cunny is over your mouth and nose
<__krrios> there might be
<__krrios> air supply for 30 seconds or so
<__krrios> but after that
<__krrios> i think you start to suffocate
<__krrios> depends on how big the vagina is i guess
<__krrios> like irinas vagina
<__krrios> might be a full minute
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<Irina> krrios
<Irina> do you enjoy
<Irina> not responding to me
<Irina> ever
<Irina> or do you just do it
<Irina> to piss me off
<krrios> i do it
<krrios> to pee at you
<Irina> well
<Irina> I'm sick and tired of it
<krrios> omg please2not2be2sick@me
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hehehaho .
 
R

Rosetta

Wanderer
turtle;726638 said:
* You Must Spread Some Reputation Around Before Giving It To Rosetta Again* Damn
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Ah thanks anyhow, I am glad people liked this one. I loved stumbling onto it. Gave me a good laugh after a stressful day.

Murzin;726638 said:
is there a web based irc thingee so i dont have to download and install one?
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Chatzilla If you use Firefox, there is this.
 
R

Rosetta

Wanderer
Joeku;726673 said:
Way to post common, old quotes from bash.org.
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It was new to me. =]

I thought it was pretty gnarly, but I guess I'm just not a radical punk like all the awesome dudes and dudettes of today.

Ya Hoser!
 
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